Mary: Wait a minute. I'm having a Tupperware party tomorrow, and Nina's gonna be there. She'll put two and two together when she realizes I'm not there, and she'll come get me!
Dick: And me?!
Mary: Whatever.
Dick: Well... that's a cause for celebration.
[As Dick pops the cork off the champagne, it shoots up and smashes the light bulb]
Dick: How romantic.
Mary: Pour the damn champagne!