Harry: Hey, groovy meat monocle.
Dick: Oh, thanks.
Sally: No more casual sex for you.
Dick: You know, there's no such thing as casual sex. It has all these repercussions.
Tommy: Well, maybe it wouldn't if you'd just shut up about it.
Dick: If I hadn't talked about it, I never would have found out something wonderful. That Mary still cares about me.
Tommy: Oh, like I said, you should have just shut up about it.