Chancellor: I would like to start the ceremony by asking Dr. Solomon to say a few words about his achievement here today.
Dick: No, no. Uh... now, there were a lot of people working together here. I- I don't deserve all the blame for this achievement. Right, Sally?
Sally: It's all you, big guy. [crowd cheers]
Chancellor: Go ahead, Dick. Break the ground.
Dick: No, no, no. Please. [applause] If you want to follow somebody, look to Susan Billnitzer. She uses the south entrance, and she's never been happier. So, everybody listen up because this is important. Stop listening to me.