Sally: Hey, any calls for Pepper yet?
Mary: No.
Sally: Well, I put flyers up on every bulletin board on campus.
Mary: How did you describe him?
Sally: Uh, big, yellow, and free. [telephone rings] Yes! Okay, remember, lie your butt off.
Mary: I am not going to lie. [answers phone] Hello. Yes. Well, uh, his name is Pepper. He's a yellow lab. He's very affectionate. Loves people. Ah. Well, fair question. Um, I'll be perfectly honest with you. I'm dying.