Mr. Webber: Well, good morning, sweetness.
Sally: Let's cut to the chase. Your conduct is affecting my work performance and/or creating an intimidating environment in my workplace.
Mr. Webber: You know, Sally. It's casual Friday. Why are you wearing a bra?
Sally: Oh, wow! I don't believe it. Harry was right. I'm going to have to plant a patent leather pump right in your ass.