Dick: Arrr, maties. Heave to whilst I hoist me jolly roger.
Mary: Dick, you're a pirate.
Dick: Oh, thanks a lot.
Mary: What?
Dick: You didn't have to tell everybody. Who are you supposed to be?
Mary: I'll give you a hint. "Dick, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."
Dick: Of course. Nancy Kassebaum. Former Republican senator from Kansas.