Dick: Listen up, everyone. I have a plan.
Harry: I'll go get Janet.
Dick: No, no! It's a plan to get rid of Janet.
Harry: Right. Nice save.
Sally: Dick, you can't just kick her out.
Dick: I know. But what if she wanted to leave?
Tommy: She doesn't want to leave.
Dick: Not yet. But I think I can change that. Watch. Watch as I become the most obnoxious, repulsive creep any woman has ever met.
Harry: Wow, the transformation is astounding.
Tommy: I'm impressed.
Dick: I haven't done it yet!