Dick: Hello, Mary. I came by to say I will miss you terribly.
Mary: Okay. Is there anything else I should know?
Dick: Yes. I care about you deeply and I love you.
Mary: Of course. Do you mind if I pack? [Dick whimpers] What?
Dick: Nothing. I bit my fist. In conclusion, I'll always carry a locket of your DNA, and you'll be glad to know that the vision of your naked body will be with me for all time.
Mary: Well, I guess there's nothing else to say but good bye. Good bye, Dick.
Dick: Good bye, Mary. I'm walking away now.