Dick: Okay, class, I thought we'd try something different.
Pitman: No kidding.
Dick: Now, let's reflect on the ballet that is physics. [clears throat] In standard quantum chromodynamics, the Lagrangian density equals one over four pi times the square of the field strength tensor. Now, given that there is this concentration of intense nucleic energy, how many hydronic jets will emerge when the quark/antiquark line within the meson ruptures? Bug?
Bug: A million? [Dick hugs Bug] Does that mean I'm right?
Dick: No, not even close, Bug, but you tried, and that's what makes you special.
Bug: What's that supposed to mean?
Dick: Do you want me to say it slower?
Bug: No.
Dick: Class, I have your midterms. Now, I didn't want anyone to feel stress, so I've abandoned the traditional grading system, and I'm giving you all happy faces.
Caryn: I can't apply to graduate school with a happy face in Physics.
Dick: Graduate school? I don't think any of you have to worry about that.