Quote from Sally in Gobble, Gobble, Dick, Dick
Sally: Well, I did it. Here it is, folks, the perfect turkey! Mary: Shouldn't we wait for Tommy? Dick: We're starting without him. Sally: Well, but I poured some grape juice in a wine glass, and who's gonna sit at the kids' table? Dick: Doesn't matter. Sally: Fine, okay. Thanksgiving's ruined. Hack away.