Quote from Dick in World's Greatest Dick
Dr. Menard: Ah, Aramis, thanks for stopping by. Tommy, consider Aramis Pickney's welcome wagon. Aramis: I'm here to show you what's wired and what's tired. Tommy: Somebody shoot me in the head. Dick: Well, Dr. Menard, now that the children are away, let's discuss me at great length. [both chortle]