Quote from Harry in Much Ado About Dick
Tommy: Harry, I need a ride. Harry: No. Tommy: You know, I outrank you. Harry: Oh. Well, in that case, no, sir. Tommy: Please? Just give me a ride. Harry: Look, come on. Can't you see that I'm busy? What, is it too much to ask for a little time for Harry? Tommy: I'll tell you what. If the roadrunner wins this next one, you take me. But if he doesn't, I'll never ask you again. Harry: Okay, you're on. I've seen this next scheme before, and it's far too brilliant to fail twice. [falling sound on TV] Let's go.