Man: Hey, buddy. I'll give you 50 bucks apiece for those.
Harry: You must be stupid.
Man: All right, I'll give you 60 bucks.
Harry: Have you bought concert tickets lately?
Man: How much do you want for 'em, man?
Harry: Well, it says right here they cost $28.
Man: Okay, then I'll give you $28 for 'em.
Harry: That's more like it. Oh, wait. No, no, no, no. I can't sell these. I'm supposed to hold onto 'em 'til Dick gets here.
Man: You know what? I just talked to Dick. He said he's not coming.
Harry: Oh, really? Enjoy the show.