Quote from Dick in You Don't Know Dick
Harry: Oh! Oh! Oh! Dick, I'm the 29th caller! Dick: Shut your pie trap, Harry. I just lost tickets because I was rude to Sally! What?! DJ: [on radio] All right, we have Harry Solomon on the line. Are you ready? Dick: Yes, I am. DJ: [on radio] Okay, Harry, for two tickets, what was Gordon Lightfoot's first American single? Dick: [stammers] I have no idea. Harry: If You Could Read My Mind, Love. Dick: Oh, now, don't get all tender now, Harry. DJ: [on radio] Correct! If You Could Read My Mind! Just bring your photo ID down to Will Call, and the tickets are yours. Dick: You mean I won? DJ: [on radio] You won all right. And now less talk, more Lightfoot. Dick: I won!