Dick: Professor Suter. So I guess everything worked out, huh?
Professor Suter: Oh, shut up. Thanks to that idiot campaign you mounted on my behalf, they're forcing me to retire.
Dick: Why?
Professor Suter: Because you reminded them I was over 70 and still on the payroll. I haven't taught a class in four years.
Dick: Wh-- What have you been doing all this time?
Professor Suter: Working on my screenplay. It's like Die Hard, but it's set in an office building.
Dick: Die Hard was in an office building.
Professor Suter: Up yours.