Quote from Tommy in Assault with a Deadly Dick
Coach: Dear Lord, if it be within your great wisdom and mercy, please grant us the strength and courage to beat the hell out of the Central High Muskrats and- Tommy: Excuse me, Coach. Coach: We're in the middle of a prayer, Solomon. Tommy: Yeah, but do you think we should be bothering God over a basketball game? Coach: Well, this is important. Tommy: Yeah, but the other team's praying, too. Oh, so our god is stronger than their god? Coach: There's only one god, Solomon. Tommy: Well, am I the only one seeing a conflict of interest here? Coach: Yes!