Quote from Tommy in Truth or Dick
Tommy: Commander, permission to speak freely? Dick: Granted. Tommy: As the oldest member of this crew, I feel it's my duty to inform you all that this planet both wipes and sucks, in that order. Dick: What is your problem? Tommy: Something's wrong. My transfer's not holding. I'm growing hair, and my armpits smell, and there's a constant circus in my pants. Dick: Aw, our old man is becoming a boy. Tommy: No, I'm serious. The seal's broken, and I'm losing oil. Look at this. [removes baseball cap to reveal a large pimple] Harry: Ooh! What is it? Dick: It's a nipple. Tommy: What am I going to do about it? Dick: I don't know, but until we figure it out, you should sleep in the shower.