Sally: What do people have to do on this planet to get what they want?
Dick: Today Dr. Albright wanted something from me. All she did was ask.
Sally: What did she say?
Dick: She said she needed my help and I looked wonderful and I'm a genius.
Sally: She said that?
Harry: About you?
Dick: Yes.
Sally: And you bought it?
Dick: Well, I am the High Commander.
Sally: Wait a minute. Something about this doesn't wash. She's doing something. [gasps] Now I remember, I read about this. She's distorting the truth.
Dick: Dr. Albright would never lie to me.
Sally: Oh, wake up and snort the coffee. Just because you don't lie doesn't mean people here don't.