Philip: Most men don't think they have time for pampering, but they're wrong.
Harry: Well, I'm really not like most men.
Philip: I could tell.
Harry: Is it that obvious? Boy, is Dick going to be mad. You know, he keeps telling me that I need to fit in more.
Philip: Who's Dick?
Harry: He's my High Commander.
Philip: Ugh, I was in a relationship like that once. Now, doesn't that feel good? [Harry's leg shakes and he falls off the chair] The first time is always fabulous, isn't it?