Quote from Dick in Lonely Dick
Dick: August? Phillip? Aviana? Who are all these people? What kind of a store did you go to? Sally: They're just friends we made. You should try it. Dick: Excuse me, just because I've developed a relationship with one woman at the expense of developing a relationship with any other human on this planet does not mean I don't have any friends. Sally: Name one. Dick: Well, I've got lots of friends. Harry: Who? Dick: Willie, Steve, and... Carpet Giant.