Harry: You want to know about love? I'll show you love. Scruffy, come here. Come here. Oh, see? He loves me for no reason. He lives just to bask in the light of my smile. And the best thing is, we both scare the mailman.
Dick: Why can't Dr. Albright leap into my lap and lick my face?
Harry: Well, some breeds are more skittish than others.