Tommy: Oh, Dad!
Dick: Now what is it?
Tommy: My teachers want to talk to you about my attitude, as if I have an attitude. [scoffs]
Dick: Oh, this is just perfect. I try to mold us into a family that will blend in, and what do I get? A surly teenager, a sister obsessed with a man, and a brother who drinks too much. Is there another family in the whole world like this? I don't think so. Frankly, I can't take it anymore.
Tommy: Me, neither. I'm outta here.
Sally: I have got to find out what happened to Brad.
Harry: "Induce vomiting." There's an idea.
Dick: If anybody needs me, I'll be in the garage putting up peg board.