Sally: Dick, listen to me. Women are trouble. I should know. I've been one for two weeks.
Dick: I know. Which brings up another point. I command you to shave under your arms.
Sally: Doable. [weeps] I'm sorry you find me so offensive.
Dick: Damn it, pull yourself together, man! We're going out.
Sally: Okay. Okay. Give me an hour.
Dick: An hour?
Sally: Yeah. [points to breasts] I gotta rotate these. It's a party.