Sam: What's goin' on?
Harry: Well, nothing. Let's go eat.
Sam: Isn't the ham in the bathroom?
Harry: Yeah, that's right. [knocking]
Sam: Who's that?
Harry: It's the ham. [knocking] It must be ready.
Sam: Harry, I know somebody's in there.
Harry: Look I got a confession to make. I made two dates tonight.
Sam: You did? Who'd you make the other date with?
Harry: Oh, I can't tell ya. It's too sick. [Mrs. Dubcek comes out of the bathroom]
Sam: I wish you two all the luck in the world.
Harry: Great. Now I lost Sam and Samantha. [looks in bathroom] They took the ham!