Quote from Dick in Dick Soup for the Soul
Dick: What is this obsession with Claire Volk and her signature? It can't be healthy. It can't be healthy! Mary: Claire Volk's first book taught me to love myself during some really rough times. She's a fully actualized person with so much to share. Dick: There are two things I'm certain about: she is not fully actualized, and I don't know what that means. Nina: There isn't a human being alive that couldn't benefit from this book. Dick: Here, let me see it. A Road Map for Permanent Happiness. I'll give the intro a skim and get back to you with my thoughts. Baloney. Crap. Nonsense. More crap. Interesting. Hmm. Claire Volk: Next? Mary: Hi. I'm Mary Albright, and I have been waiting a long time- Dick: [pushes Mary out of the way] Miss Volk, in the last few feet of this line, you have changed my life forever! Claire Volk: Would you like me to sign your book? Dick: Book nothing! Sign my breast! And see if you can use the nipple to dot the "I."