Dick: By the way, Don, I have good news and bad news.
Don: What's the good news?
Dick: Mary's dying.
Don: That's good news?
Dick: Well, it is for you, Don. 'Cause I have to sell my half of the time-share to pay for Mary's operation, and the doctor feels that I should sell it to you.
Don: Well, uh, won't Mary need a nice place in the country to recuperate? Maybe you should buy me out.
Dick: Who are you, the Surgeon General? Mary's only chance is for you to buy this place.