Dick Quote #1635
Quote from Dick in Glengarry Glen Dick
Dick: By the way, Don, I have good news and bad news.
Don: What's the good news?
Dick: Mary's dying.
Don: That's good news?
Dick: Well, it is for you, Don. 'Cause I have to sell my half of the time-share to pay for Mary's operation, and the doctor feels that I should sell it to you.
Don: Well, uh, won't Mary need a nice place in the country to recuperate? Maybe you should buy me out.
Dick: Who are you, the Surgeon General? Mary's only chance is for you to buy this place.
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Quote from Harry
Dick: We simply need to raise another $5,000, and a getaway at Pine Villa Estates will be ours.
Harry: Well, I guess it's time we sold that old refrigerator of ours. It is, after all, solid gold.
Sally: No, Harry, I think the refrigerator is harvest gold.
Harry: There are three grades of gold: fool's gold, black hills gold, and harvest gold being the most valuable.
Sally: I did not know that.
Quote from Dick
Dick: Okay, first off, there are no rare metals in this toaster. Second, we will be enjoying our Pop Tarts raw for some time to come.
Quote from Sally
Sally: Tommy, you are getting so big. What are they feeding ya?
Tommy: I don't know, fruits, vegetables, milk.
Sally: Aw. College.