Sally: Oh, my God, what is going on?
Chaz Montana: Sally, you can't report the news to the people unless you love the people. Start with me.
Sally: Uh, okay. Um, stop it, Chaz, because I am repulsed by you sexually.
Chaz Montana: Then why are you here?
Sally: For the story! But you know what? I'm beginning to think your mother wasn't the first woman on the moon.