Quote from Dick in A Dick Replacement
Dick: But she could spend years searching and attract only losers. Sally: Well, what can you do? You got no control. Dick: Then I'll take control. I will dedicate my life to finding my successor. Sally: [laughs] I don't know, Dick. If I were Mary, I wouldn't want you to find me a new boyfriend. Dick: But I must. Anyone who knows Dick Solomon knows that he is completely selfless. And when I find my worthy replacement, and I shall, he will wait patiently in the wings. And after I've gone, he will love Mary as only I know how. Harry: Aw, that's sweet. Dick: Thank you, Harry. Harry: No, no. I mean this cinnamon sparkle syrup. It's sweet.