Dick: I came as soon as I heard. Tommy, what were you thinking?
Tommy: You set me up, you bastard.
Chancellor: He's been saying that all morning.
Dick: Sure. Blame Dad. I suppose you'll be sending this good-for-nothing home with me.
Chancellor: Well, it is a serious offense.
Dick: Where are the expulsion forms? In your desk? I- I could give you a leg up.
Chancellor: Tommy. For your infraction, I am issuing a warning.
Dick: That's it, Tommy! Pack your bags! Get in the car- [stammers] A warning?
Chancellor: Mr. Solomon, this is an institution of higher learning, after all. And we don't want to stifle youthful exuberance.
Dick: A warning? Why don't you just give him a big wet kiss?
Chancellor: Dr. Solomon! It was only a prank.
Dick: Only a prank! You should wipe scum like this off of your campus!