Chancellor: [chuckles] I remember my own freshman prank. I messed with the marching band's formation, and made them spell out a dirty word.
Tommy: [laughs] That's very funny.
Chancellor: Well, it's nothing like this.
Tommy: Well, you're too kind.
Dick: What's happening here?
Chancellor: Are you dating anyone? You know, I have a daughter about your age.
Tommy: I'd love to meet her.
Dick: No, wait a minute!
Chancellor: You know, I'm gonna call her up. She oughtta see this. Such attention to detail. I love the coffee mug.
Tommy: Thank you.