Ronee: Yeah, I had a couple of shots at the big time, you know, sang in some swankier rooms, I even made an album, "Ronee Lawrence: Mood Swings". It sold about seven copies and that's when Ronee Lawrence had herself a real mood swing.

Martin: So, Ronee, I bet you really wow them at the Rendezvous.
Ronee: Well, you know, it's not exactly Carnegie Hall. Most of them are half in the bag and just trying not to spill their drinks. And I'm just talking about the cocktail waitresses.

Martin: Yesterday, I had a mild, very mild, cardiac event.
Ronee: A what?
Martin: I had a little heart attack.
Ronee: And that's it?
Martin: What do you mean, "that's it"? I had a heart attack, for God's sake!
Ronee: Well, no surgery, home the next day, that's a bee sting. Did they use the paddles?
Martin: No.
Ronee: Well, talk to me after they've used the paddles.
Martin: You had the paddles?
Ronee: All right, let's just say I didn't have the best lipo guy, okay?