Dean Quote #127

Quote from Dean in Where No Dean Has Been Before

Broderick: Hey, make sure that phaser bank's on tight. Gonna need it to battle the Klingons.
Dean: You know, I'm kind of surprised someone like you is into Star Trek.
Broderick: What do you mean, someone like me?
Dean: Uh, well, you know, uh, someone who's part of the cool crowd.
Broderick: What's cooler than flying around outer space fighting monsters with a bad-ass dude like Captain Kirk?
Dean: Hey, why is Captain Kirk's face so weird? Because he has three ears... A left ear, a right ear, and a... final frontier. [both laugh]


 ‘Where No Dean Has Been Before’ Quotes

Quote from Dean

Lillian: What's wrong with being yourself?
Adult Dean: "Just be yourself." Ageless wisdom that's just as true now as it has ever been. Nah, buddy, she was gonna have to come harder than that today.
Dean: You kidding me?! You have no idea what seventh grade is like! That will never work! I've been myself all year, all my life, and where has it gotten me?
Bill: Watch your tone.
Lillian: [sighs] It's okay, Bill. Let him speak his mind.
Dean: And, of course, you would think "just be yourself" would work. You're always yourself, and people love you for it.
Bill: [to Lillian] The whooping window is closing. Pretty soon it's gonna be more for me than him.

Quote from Adult Dean

Adult Dean: Ah, the sweet, sweet smell of plastic model glue. I liked the smell so much, I only remember half the models I built with it. What was I saying?

Quote from Adult Dean

Dean: Sorry, Keisa, but Broderick already made plans to come to my house. If you still wanna see the U.S.S. Enterprise.
Broderick: Is that okay?
Keisa: I guess.
Adult Dean: That's right, Keisa. Your plans with your boyfriend just got Spock-blocked. [chuckles] Oh, please, come on, y'all know y'all liked that one.