Bill Quote #94

Quote from Bill in Where No Dean Has Been Before

Lillian: We are so disappointed in you. You let strangers into our house. Underage strangers with beer! This is so unlike you.
Bill: You and your sister ruined a perfectly good evening. Your mother's work dinner went great, then we have to come home to this?
Dean: I swear it wasn't my fault. I-I didn't even want those kids in there.
Bill: So they just magically appeared?
Lillian: Or did you forget how to talk?
Adult Dean: Both those excuses were way higher on my list than I'm comfortable admitting. So I decided to come clean.
Dean: I j... I just wanted them to think I was cool.
Bill: Were they blind?

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Lillian: What's wrong with being yourself?
Adult Dean: "Just be yourself." Ageless wisdom that's just as true now as it has ever been. Nah, buddy, she was gonna have to come harder than that today.
Dean: You kidding me?! You have no idea what seventh grade is like! That will never work! I've been myself all year, all my life, and where has it gotten me?
Bill: Watch your tone.
Lillian: [sighs] It's okay, Bill. Let him speak his mind.
Dean: And, of course, you would think "just be yourself" would work. You're always yourself, and people love you for it.
Bill: [to Lillian] The whooping window is closing. Pretty soon it's gonna be more for me than him.

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Adult Dean: Ah, the sweet, sweet smell of plastic model glue. I liked the smell so much, I only remember half the models I built with it. What was I saying?

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Dean: Sorry, Keisa, but Broderick already made plans to come to my house. If you still wanna see the U.S.S. Enterprise.
Broderick: Is that okay?
Keisa: I guess.
Adult Dean: That's right, Keisa. Your plans with your boyfriend just got Spock-blocked. [chuckles] Oh, please, come on, y'all know y'all liked that one.