Kim Quote #41
Quote from Kim in Jobs and Hangouts
Wendy: He's changed, and he's putting on his P.J.s. Dinner's in the oven and should be ready in a few minutes.
Kim: Cool.
Wendy: Thank you so much for babysitting. These extra night shifts really help me out. I'll see you later. Bye, Dean. [exits]
Dean: [sighs] I don't know why I'm here. Mama's cooking is way better than Wendy's. And she doesn't even have a color TV.
Kim: This is what you get for lying to our parents about how you were "learning responsibility" from watching me work.
Dean: Fine, I-I'll watch.
Kim: No. This time, you'll learn from experience. You can start by setting the table and getting dinner out of the oven. Chad and I are hungry. He likes his chicken strips with extra ketchup, and I like mine crispy. We'll need two waters and extra napkins. Make it snappy, sweetheart. [snaps fingers] [Dean sighs] [Kim laughs] Ah.
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Quote from Adult Dean
Adult Dean: I still hadn't figured out what Wendy's issue was with my sister. Kim was great at her job, but I figured it had something to do with Kim being from the original mother race and Wendy being jealous because her loins weren't the birthplace of civilization. I mean, that's what I got from those Black Panther pamphlets in Kim's room, anyway.
Quote from Dean
Lillian: Yeah, your book report is very good, Dean. You really explained the themes of Call of the Wild very well, but you had several misspelled words. Now, honey, if you can't spell something, you gotta look it up.
Dean: How would I know if I spelled a word wrong if nobody tells me? One day, I'm gonna create something that automatically checks your spelling for you.
Lillian: Oh, baby. Lazy has already been invented. [laughs]
Adult Dean: And that's why I don't have a yacht today.
Quote from Bill
Bill: Albert.
Kwame: [sighs] Uh, I prefer Kwame, sir.
Bill: I bet you do. But that's not what your mama named you.
Kwame: Uh, well, we were on our way out, so, uh...
Bill: I parked behind you in the driveway, so we might as well sit a spell and catch up.
Kwame: Oh.
Bill: How's that revolution coming? Y'all on schedule?
Kim: Ugh.