Lillian Quote #13
Quote from Lillian in The Workplace
Lillian: I had to bake the cookies for Bruce's care package 'cause you didn't do it like I asked you to.
Kim: I'm still gonna make them.
Lillian: You were supposed to make them two days ago. They're already done. I'm headed to the post office now.
Kim: Per usual, I get nothing, and Bruce, the perfect first-born, gets everything. Maybe if I was fighting for the imperialistic, capitalist machine, a sister could get a skirt hemmed.
Lillian: Oh, sweetheart. It's "If I were fighting." "If I were." [clicks tongue] And you know where my sewing kit is. Hem it yourself.
Kim: But my hems are always crooked.
Lillian: That's why you need to practice.
The Wonder Years Quotes
‘The Workplace’ Quotes
Quote from Lillian
Dean: So... what makes cupcakes taste so "down home"?
Lillian: Slavery. And bacon grease in the pan. But mainly slavery.
Quote from Dean
Kim: Mama, I've never seen that purse before! That's foxy! Eh, you know where my other skirt is? Not the plaid one. The green one with the buttons on the front.
Lillian: It's still in the hamper. You know where the laundry room is, right?
Bill: Baby, what time do you think dinner will be ready? Can you make stew? You make the best stew.
Dean: We just got home! Will you people give us a second? Please. And when I get back in here, these chores better be done. [scoffs] Man, the woman just walked through the door.
Quote from Dean
[Lillian picks up a copy of the bible with three condoms on top as she packs a box for Bruce]
Lillian: Lord, you know I am not ready to be a grandmother. About time, young man. Letter? [Dean tries to put a football in the box] No, see, that's not gonna fit.
Dean: Mom...
Lillian: Dean!
Dean: But I told him I'd send him something to play catch with his buddies!
Lillian: Well, he's at war, not summer camp.
Dean: Then why'd you pack him all those balloons?
Adult Dean: Obviously, I'd never seen condoms or balloons, apparently.