Kim: Mama, I've never seen that purse before! That's foxy! Eh, you know where my other skirt is? Not the plaid one. The green one with the buttons on the front.
Lillian: It's still in the hamper. You know where the laundry room is, right?
Bill: Baby, what time do you think dinner will be ready? Can you make stew? You make the best stew.
Dean: We just got home! Will you people give us a second? Please. And when I get back in here, these chores better be done. [scoffs] Man, the woman just walked through the door.

[Lillian picks up a copy of the bible with three condoms on top as she packs a box for Bruce]
Lillian: Lord, you know I am not ready to be a grandmother. About time, young man. Letter? [Dean tries to put a football in the box] No, see, that's not gonna fit.
Dean: Mom...
Lillian: Dean!
Dean: But I told him I'd send him something to play catch with his buddies!
Lillian: Well, he's at war, not summer camp.
Dean: Then why'd you pack him all those balloons?
Adult Dean: Obviously, I'd never seen condoms or balloons, apparently.

Lillian: It says here you're gonna get a master's degree like me.
Dean: "Give out before you give up."
Adult Dean: My mom's words stuck with me. I taught the same thing to my kids. That look on Mama's face was like the look Daddy had when he'd heard I picked sax as my instrument for band.
Dean: Oh, and, sorry. I was playing with one of those balloons you put in there for Bruce.
Lillian: Balloons? In the little packets?
Dean: Yeah, it was hard to blow up at first, but then I finally got it. Then it popped.
Lillian: A-All right, go eat your breakfast.