Lillian Quote #17
Quote from Lillian in The Workplace
Max: Hey, Lillian.
Adult Dean: Finally, someone's gonna give her her propers.
Lillian: Hey, Max.
Max: Did you make those cupcakes for Ted's birthday?
Adult Dean: Are you kidding me? Were they gonna pay her extra for that?
Lillian: [to Dean] Pass me that bag over there, please. [chuckles]
Adult Dean: She made a care package for Bruce and cupcakes for the office, all in pantyhose and heels? My dad had two jobs, but Mama had, like, 30.
Max: Mmm. Lil, what would we do without you? Let's be honest... none of the secretaries can make food taste "down home" like you do.
Lillian: Uh, thank you.
Adult Dean: Mm-hmm. You guys heard that too, right? There were cupcakes.
The Wonder Years Quotes
‘The Workplace’ Quotes
Quote from Lillian
Dean: So... what makes cupcakes taste so "down home"?
Lillian: Slavery. And bacon grease in the pan. But mainly slavery.
Quote from Dean
Kim: Mama, I've never seen that purse before! That's foxy! Eh, you know where my other skirt is? Not the plaid one. The green one with the buttons on the front.
Lillian: It's still in the hamper. You know where the laundry room is, right?
Bill: Baby, what time do you think dinner will be ready? Can you make stew? You make the best stew.
Dean: We just got home! Will you people give us a second? Please. And when I get back in here, these chores better be done. [scoffs] Man, the woman just walked through the door.
Quote from Dean
[Lillian picks up a copy of the bible with three condoms on top as she packs a box for Bruce]
Lillian: Lord, you know I am not ready to be a grandmother. About time, young man. Letter? [Dean tries to put a football in the box] No, see, that's not gonna fit.
Dean: Mom...
Lillian: Dean!
Dean: But I told him I'd send him something to play catch with his buddies!
Lillian: Well, he's at war, not summer camp.
Dean: Then why'd you pack him all those balloons?
Adult Dean: Obviously, I'd never seen condoms or balloons, apparently.