Coach Long: Dean, it's okay. Look, I should have never lied to you in the first place, or asked you to keep my secret.
Dean: I'm guessing you and Mrs. Long are having some pretty big problems right now.
Coach Long: Well, Dean, um... problems don't necessarily have to be big for married folk to have them. You understand what I'm saying?
Dean: Yeah. N-No.
Coach Long: [chuckles] Sometimes, there's just problems in a relationship. And it's important for me to remember that I didn't make vows to never have problems. I vowed to work through them. Now, your folks may or may not have any problems, but if they do, me and Mrs. Long will be there for them, too. Your dad can sleep on our couch. [both chuckle]
Bill: Whoa. What makes you think it'll be me? What if Lill's in the wrong? Maybe she'll be the one on your couch.
Coach Long: What, you think I'm here because I'm wrong? Look, she lucky she got to my bag before I got to hers. You understand me? [both laugh]
Bill: Well, you know how that goes. [both chuckle]