Coach Long: Uh-uh! Not in my house! Look, keep your feet off my furniture. This stuff ain't even paid for yet.
Cory: Ah, come on, Dad. We were just playing around a little bit.
Coach Long: Put this stuff back where it belongs. Rest of y'all, call y'all parents and say good night and go to bed.
Cory: Come on, guys.
Coach Long: Dean, you're not bleeding on my carpet, are you?
Dean: [whimpers] N-No, sir.
Coach Long: Well, good. 'Cause it ain't paid for, either. Come in this house and y'all jumping on my stuff.