Dean: Can I invite Charlene, too?
Adult Dean: Me and Charlene had been dating for a month, and we'd already run out of things to do.
[flashback to Dean asleep on the couch with the telephone receiver by his head:]
Charlene: Dean? Dean! [television playing]
[present:]
Dean: It would really help me out if you invite Charlene. A Bar Mitzvah is the exact kind of party we need to reignite our passion.
Adult Dean: I still really didn't know what a Bar Mitzvah actually was.
Brad: I was hoping maybe you could invite Kim instead?
Dean: Well, maybe if you let me invite Charlene, there could be a way I can get Kim to come, too. Deal?
Brad: Deal!
Dean: Now get to Hebrew School and Torah it up! We have a party to prep for.