Dean: Hey! Mazel tov, Brad!
Brad: I'm freaking out!
Dean: What? Why?
Brad: What do you mean, why? What if I forget my Torah portion? Or what if my voice cracks? Or what if I drop the Torah? Those things are like 50 pounds. I just... I haven't even finished my speech yet, and... Oh, God, my parents are gonna kill me! [notices Dean looking away] Hey! You said you were gonna help me! All you've done is ignore me!
Adult Dean: I knew I was letting Brad down, but this was my one chance to get Keisa and Charlene to become best friends, and it was slipping through my fingers.
Dean: Well, I've got my own problems, dang it!