Adult Dean: Now that I'd made things right with Brad, I needed to stand up for myself, like I should've done when Charlene made me watch that stupid Lawrence Welk Show or read that dumb Archie comic, or when she said, "Tab tastes just like Coke." No, Charlene, it doesn't.
Dean: Charlene, me and Keisa are best friends, and I don't want that to end, so if you have a problem with that, then that's your problem, not mine.
Charlene: How could you be so mean, Dean? And on the night before our 26-day anniversary.
Kim: Well, this is gonna be an awkward ride home.
Brad: Dean. I couldn't help but notice, uh, a little situation here, buddy. Now that I'm a man, can I give you a little piece of advice? One day, when you're older, you'll look back on all these problems that seem so big right...
Dean: Shut up, Brad!
Adult Dean: Shut up, Brad!