Dorothy: And next we have miss Kimberly Lanette Williams. Kim is a junior at... [people gasp]
Adult Dean: While everyone else wore their formal gowns, Kim busted out one of mama's business suits and strutted her stuff like when they played dress-up back in the day. She made a real statement that night. At first, we didn't know how to react, but the look on mom's face made everything we'd gone through worthwhile. [light applause] Unfortunately, Nelson also wanted to make a statement. He copied my stink bomb formula. [people coughing] But I felt heartened knowing that my influence would live on.