Bill: So, how'd it go?
Bruce: Well, uh, they offered me a job. But I didn't take it.
Bill: Why not?
Bruce: Because I don't want to be a janitor.
Bill: What? I thought you were interviewing for a teller position.
Bruce: Yeah, me too. But, clearly, they only offer the good jobs to the white veterans. I forget what things are like back here.
Bill: You know what? You're too smart to be a teller. It's time to start college. The GI Bill will cover your tuition. Let your Uncle Sam pay instead of your father.
Bruce: [laughs] Thanks, Dad. But you don't have to worry about me. I know I got options.
Bill: All right, son.