Adult Dean: I couldn't wait to tell my friends what my sister told me about the lock-in. It was gonna blow their minds.
Hampton: [pulls on his suspenders] Ow!
Adult Dean: I liked having Hampton around because he was so uncool, he made me look like Sidney Poitier. And then there was Norman. It felt good to be telling Norman something new because he was my friend who knew everything about adult matters. It wasn't until later that I learned he knew nothing.
[Norman has filled a crossword in with "Boob" and "Boobs"]