Adult Dean: Spending a weekend in the woods with a bunch of 12-year-olds was definitely not my dad's idea of a good time, but there was no way he was gonna let Coach Long show him up. So before our trip, he broke the bank at the sporting goods store. The man came to play.
Coach Long: Uh, Bill? What... What... What you doing with all that stuff? [Bill is silent] Now, you know I could survive for a week with just a knife, a canteen, and two sticks to rub together.
Bill: Well, you enjoy your sticks. I believe that if you're gonna do something, you should do it in style.