Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1020
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in After Hours
Jim: I don't know, Dwight, I think maybe you should check again.
Dwight K. Schrute: Nope, I wasn't bitten.
Jim: Well, maybe it isn't warm enough in here.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, it's plenty warm, and I was farting continuously under the sheet, creating a kind of greenhouse effect.
Jim: Come on.
Dwight K. Schrute: If there were any in here, they would've embedded themselves in me.
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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Win at all costs. Don't respect women. These are the tenets I was brought up with, and they have served me well. But my ancestors never worked in corporate America. They were farmers. And before that, hunters. And before that, time travelers. And before that, me again. At least, that's how the legend goes. The point is they never had to worry about how they got ahead. They just had to put food on the table and not alter the past.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: If Jim has bedbugs, that means they're everywhere. I can't risk them coming back to Schrute Farms. Our biggest attraction is our 200 year old mattresses.
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Dwight K. Schrute: English peoples' main use today is judging American talent. [in a British accent] You're crap. You're wonderful. [back to American] They're mean, but they're incisive.