Kelly Quote #146
Quote from Kelly in Special Project
Pam: Well, let's hear it.
Jim: "Robert, Hey" Exclamation point.
Pam: I like it so far.
Jim: "Got your text, awesome idea. Let's hit the links next time you're in PA" Dash JH.
Pam: It's perfect. You emphasized the golf, completely omit the Florida.
Jim: Yeah, it's a golf text.
Pam: Total golf text. Send it.
Jim: Duh- Wait. I just feel weird. I should just call him.
Kelly: You wanna call someone? That texted you!? Do you wanna drive them away? I mean, ugh.
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‘Special Project’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: The Shrutes have a word for when everything comes together in a man's life perfectly: Perfectinschlag. Hmm. Right now, I am in it. I finally get a chance to prove myself to corporate, I am assembling a competent team, I am likely a father, I am so deep inside of perfectinschlag right now. And just to be clear, there is a second definition, "perfect pork anus" which I don't mean.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Andy: Very impressive. He put a lot of work into that.
Dwight K. Schrute: Mmm-hm. Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world. All show, no meat.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Andy: Alright, look. I gotta keep this office functioning somehow. So, I have put together a list. Here's your team: Darryl and Phyllis you can have, but you're also taking Kathy, Kelly and Kevin.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh God.
Andy: You have your team.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: Kevin? Kelly? Kathy? Andy just gave me a chain with three weak links. Have you ever tried to use a chain with three weak links? I have. And now I no longer own an arctic wolf.