Michael Scott Quote #2189
Quote from Michael Scott in Goodbye, Michael
Michael Scott: And you, why are you still here?
Gabe: I'm either gonna quit today or stay to make sure that Andy's career is destroyed.
Michael Scott: No, you are not going to quit today. For goodness sake, this is not going to be your last day at the office. [sighs] Everybody gets dumped, Gabe. Can I give you a piece of advice? A little cover-up on your Adam's apple will make it appear smaller, which will make you look less like a transvestite. [winks]
The Office Quotes
‘Goodbye, Michael’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Well, got almost everybody, so... Holly's my family now. She's my family. And the babies that I make with her will be my children. The people that you work with are just, when you get down to it, your very best friends. They say on your deathbed you never wish you spent more time at the office, but I will. Got to be a lot better than a deathbed. I actually don't understand deathbeds. I mean, who would buy that?
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: [addressing Creed, Gabe and Meredith] Whether you're scared of dying or dying alone or dying drunk in a ditch, don't be. It's going to be okay.
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: Yeah, I was tripling up. There's not enough time in the day to have a special moment with everybody.
Quote from Kelly
Kelly: I think we should do cupcakes. I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake.